Q. Why is this LSB is doing her makeup during labor?
A. Because she’s inviting guests over for the birth, duh!

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As Lady Scumbag comes to term in her Visitor Welcome Center incubator, both Mama and Fetus Scumbag are ready for the impending birth. Please join us for this closing party that is also the beginning of Lady Scumbag’s journey into the world! Featuring the work of contributors to the Ladyscumbag.com website and a special screening of LSB’s Hollywood debut in ANGIE, this event is truly an ouroboros.

Like a snake eating its own tail, LSB decomposes the codes of femininity to create a new field of potential for femme rebirth and rejuvenation. With special perks to all the sugarmamas who have donated to the LSB campaign, there’s still time to support the Ladyscumbag community and take advantage of the VIP treatment that come along with it!

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Please join us in luxuriating in the concentrated essence of LSB before she disperses out into the atmosphere to neutralize all that toxic masculinity in the air…