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Thank you for your service
In this eulogy for the placenta, analogies between trophoblasts and military operatives / wombs and motherlands,...
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Tortfeasor
May 18, 2020One Ladyscumbag's descent down the rabbit hole of tort law after getting served by her neighbors
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Dear Neighbor
April 30, 2020It can get tense sharing space with those with whom you don't see eye to eye....
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The Pleasure In The Dissolve [slideshow]
May 25, 2018In this new performance piece by Ciriza, the artist harnesses the power of being an object...
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Bosch, Facebook, and the Erotic Garden [slideshow]
April 19, 2018A text on Butt Gardeners, Ass Lobsters, and the timelessness of Hieronymus Bosch's kinky imagery. Accompanied...
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She would consider herself defiled [SLIDESHOW]
April 18, 2018A slideshow of one LSB's photographic process that involves putting out casting calls for her lookalikes,...
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Your Guide to the Pros + Cons of Humping Close to Home
April 16, 2018Think globally, bang locally. One Ladyscumbag finds her "type" after 30+ years on the Earth and...
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Shredding Credit Card Offers While a Blowjob is Happening
March 26, 2018Illustration by the author The Year is 2011. Your Taxed Social Security Earnings = $43,006...
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Deep Enough (November 2017)
March 25, 2018I have just driven away from M. Feeling less than. This morning I wake and turn...
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All Over (October 2017)
March 17, 2018Illustration by the author I am your first date in fifteen years. I remember my...
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How to Fight a Gun with a Bare Hand
March 1, 2018An exercise in imagination for Ahed Tamimi, Anne Frank, and all femmes everywhere young and old...
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Paying for it: My first time
January 19, 2018How one sex worker stumbled onto the other side of erotic services and what she learned...
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Cumshot Compilation
January 3, 2018Pornhub, privilege, and zombie sluts in Kylie Jenner makeup exploiting the achilles heel of male sexuality.