Birthed from infectious and affectatious depths,
A germ-lusting maiden emerges on the banks of the Los Angeles River.
White-washing your day dreams of Salmon-ella,
she’d like to cook her gluten-free noodles in your piss.
She’s desperate to be older, wiser and grayer.
Desperate to command the waves of scum.
Starving for perfection, every day she asks her reflection,
Who’s the grossest of them all?
Living is only worth it with a yeast infection~